Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...