Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.