Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...