Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...