U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...