Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...