Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!