Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.