Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...