Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...