Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
snap, crackle and pop
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Car Acronyms
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LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...