Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...