Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...