Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...