The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...