Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...