Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...