Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Lease nuclear weapons
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Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
There are no honest lawyers
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Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....