Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...