Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...