The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...