When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!