why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...