A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...