Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...