The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...