Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.