What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...