The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...