Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...