Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!