Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...