Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...