Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....