Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Diet for Stress
Diet for Stress How’s your stress level? This should help. It is more than...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...