Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...