What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
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Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
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If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.