Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...