The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...