How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...