Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...