One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...