Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...