The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
insects are so clever
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You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...