Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...