It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...