The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...