An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...