Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...