COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...